kpos Joke: Initiation Ceremony

Akpos mistakenly sent three million naira to a wrong to a mobile number via phone Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get his money back.
He immediately sent this text to the number: “Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay, I believe you’ve received the money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism (EMOGS) in the Ojo Fraternity scheduled to happen at midnight tomorrow.
That money is only for transport, I will send you more for pocket money and there are riches awaiting you. Four weeks after the initiation, your closest family member will die mysteriously and this death will lock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments.
Remember to carry a syringe and needle meant to draw your blood every 20 minutes. Please don’t be late because the Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But just in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 1 hours.” Three minutes later, he got a message that says: “I will take my chances.”

Akpos Joke: Books 

Akpos was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming.  The following conversation took place:
Akpos: Have you come to collect your book titled; ”SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN’T
UNDERSTAND IT” by Ngozi Okafor
Girl: No, I want that our hymns called ”WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU”
Akpos: I don’t have that one maybe you should take the other one ”UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Crooks
Girl: Fine but don’t forget to bring”I WILL CALL YOU IN 5MINS” while coming to School
Akpos: I will also bring this one too ‘I WON’T LET YOU DOWN’ by Chinua Achebe
Then;
Dad: These books are too many. Will she read all of them?
Akpos: Yes dad, she is very smart.
Dad: Okay, don’t forget to give her the one on the table titled ” I’M  NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING” by Shakespeare