A
Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and
exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies
calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the
captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged.
Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the
red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't
be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope." Just then, another soldier
runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!"
The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants
A Spanish captain was walking
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